Mike Alley

Now a stalwart of the First XI, Malley scares the life out of opposition batsman and our own keeper with an odd, some might say iffy, action and searing pace. Just wish he'd ease up on the slower ball which is served on a plate screaming 'belt me'. A clean hitter of the ball, he's exciting to watch but inconsistent.

Considers himself to be team pin up boy, but we all know that title belongs to Ms Tom Redpath.

A.K.A. Malibu, Malley.