Jay Richings

The enigma. Looks good, in control but fails to deliver too often. Has a bat that sounds like it broke in 1973 but won't give it up. A deep thinker about his game but dim as a 5-watt bulb. Thinks you can see the Severn Bridge from Great Rissington, but really it's just an electricity pylon. Not helped by attending more weddings than Hugh Grant - hence misses most of the season.