John Clark

First XI opener who worries about everything. Has the potential to be a star batsman but still struggles with consistency. Saves his best form for the big crowd, notably at Frocester in Alan Mayo Cup Finals. A seemingly inoffensive bowler, coming on after the pace attack, often bags himself 4 wickets with little fuss.

Fancies himself as a tennis player but Pete Hudd knows better.

A.K.A. Slim, Elvis, JC.