Mr & Mrs Smith

Avening's own Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Mrs Smith is the cog that keeps the club going, glamorous, gorgeous, gregarious, generous, goes like a...that's enough g's for now.

Ian/George is the silent assassin, lapses into comfortable silences for...oh...about 2 hours, especially when on the phone and then pops up to slaughter you with another one liner.

Keeps muttering about packing it all in, but will keep playing until his pads give in